I just beat my all time record at computer Solitarie!! I rule!!! Gee, I hope my boss doesn't read this!

I hate everyone who does not have to work on the weekends...ok so maybe I don't hate you, but I strongly dislike you all...this day has been boring, and those damn customers just won't stop calling with their stupid questions...what am I, customer service or something? Oh yeah, that's right, I am customer service...well anyway better get back to the morons who can't figure out how to log into a website...and you know who you are!

Ok, I kinda hate my first official entry here to be hostile but this has been bothering me for a while and so I feel I need to get it off my chest...gainers...basically, you guys are freaks, and I really wish you would stop responding to my ad telling me how sexy I'd look if I gained 100 pounds or so...it's sick and I don't really get what is wrong with you, but in the whole "to each his own" philosophy of things, I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone. I am not, however, going to agree that it is a cool thing or that there is nothing wrong with it...if you are a big guy naturally that is cool, and in fact I like big guys, but to eat and eat until you are sick and can't eat any more so that you gain weight, in conjunction with being turned on sexually....that is just wrong on so many levels. You guys should really seek some psychiatric help...now I know I am probably going to receive some email on this and that I am alienating some folks, but I think that is good, because I will be alienating the freaks that I want nothing to do with anyway, so please spare me the explanations on gaining 101 and the fact that you are a really great guy otherwise...and just stop responding to my ads and leave me alone.

OK, so I finally have a blog for those of you that are actually interested in the stuff that goes on in my head...so check back daily for updates....